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Yo ALL MONSTERS! ;D

Okay so i DO have time to blog about today and i want to blog about today!!!!!

Today suck to the max i tell you }: Goodness.
First, when i took bus 76 (DAMN YOU BUS DRIVER SBS7416P)

I tapped my card and realised i had forgotten to top up. Paiseh enough okay like millions of eyes staring at you while the machine goes teet teet teet teet teeeeeeeeeeett!!!!!!
Another bus uncle(in sbs uniform too) was beside the bus driver and i told him i only had 50 cents. I wasn't sitting like ten stops -.- , it was only a few stops.

So the uncle standing was like, it's okay 50cents will do:)
THEN the bloody bus driver had to say NO GO CHANGE YOUR NOTES. Cant you be more generous? Talk to me with the kind of IM THE BOSS kind of attitude-.- Feel like pressing the bell one million times to irritate you.

Fine -.-
I changed it with the uncle standing, he was so nice he offered to change for me.

Okay. I put ONE DOLLAR in the driver REFUSED TO PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON TO ISSUE A TICKET FOR ME AND STARED AT ME FOR A FEW SECONDS AND DEN ask ME where i was going.

GODDAMNIT LIKE GO AMK PAY ONE DOLLAR NOT ENOUGH AH GOODNESS WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW DUH I KNOW WHERE IM PAYING FOR RIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW COS YOU'RE STALKING ME RIGHT STALKER! AND ITS NOT LIKE I DONT WANNA PAY YOU I DONT HAVE COINS HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU 10BUCKS AND U TOP UP MY CARD FOR ME :)

Okay, so I alighted, took 22 to bedok.
Was alright until this old lady came and sat beside me.

BEFORE YOU GO LIKE
'WALAO RESPECT OLD PEOPLE LAH' DUMBSHIT SHUT UP AND READ FIRST.

SHE SMELT LIKE SHE DUMPED HER WHOLE BOTTLE OF POWDER ON HERSELF! The smell was not unpleasant but it was way too strong!
Everyone was keeping their distance from her while scrunching their nose. And I had to sit beside her. Okay, SHE SAT BESIDE ME, I WAS SITTING ON THE INSIDE! T.T
Not that i mind but the smell was OVERWHELMING AND IT GAVE ME HEADACHE!!!!!!
And after awhile i got bus sick due to her smell and i almost gagged i swear. >;/

Okay, tht's not the horrible part yet.
read on.........

What's worse was that she kept staring at me
from my EYES..
TO MY LASHES (Like i have any blind lady -.-)...
to my NOSE..
to the pimple on my NOSE...
TO MY LIPS...
BACK TO MY PIMPLE...
TO MY BREAST
AND DEN EXAMINE MY CLOTHES
AND THEN MY LAPPY(On my lap)
And den my Sandals
and den back to my face.

and it went on up to 5 bus stops! I respected her, didnt do ANYTHING. Even when i shifted a little and gave her a "what lah?!" glance to show her i was uncomfortable with her staring at me, she still did -.-

and you know what happened next? After staring at me?

AFTER THAT, SHE FARTED.
Like PUUUUUTTTTTTT.
AND IT STINKED LIKE FART LIKE REALLY SMELLY FART!!!!
It was mixed with her powder smell i GAGGED silently.(all due respect old lady)
And i was like thinking 'GOODNESS WHAT IS THIS MAN IS IT RAINING PEACOCKS?!"

And when i glanced at her you know what she did!?!?!?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?!?!!

SHE LEANED AWAY FROM ME LIKE I WAS THE ONE WHO FARTED.
I DID NOT FART!!!!!!
(Lmao sounds like Britney from Bring it on)

And everyone thought it was me (by the looks on their faces T.T)
WALAO GO AND DIE LA AZZHOLEZ isn't it obvious enough the sound came from my left! -.- UGHS.

She alighted a few stops after and i felt like i just entered heaven.
I RESPECTED HER OKAY I DIDNT EVEN SHOW A SIGN OF DISGUST!
>;O

TO THOSE WHO WERE ON BUS 22 TODAY @ APPROX 2+ PM I DID NOT FART!

After that, the day was pretty much normal till at night. On my way back i felt superrrr bus sick.
Alighted and got sour power to agitate my stupid windy stomach and yeah finally burped my gas out and hahaha i know it's disgusting but i did it silently LOL AND FELT not so bus sick anymore.

By the way i hate me asshole cos I REALLY CANNOT FART FOR NUTS but i burp alot hahahhahahha -.-SO I REALLY DIDNT FART LA IN THE BUS! T.T

Sighs.......... what the hell right. Pity me.