I'm home! :D after a longgg day @ Bedok!Well, today was pretty much enjoyed.
Wont go into detail. :)
♥
Oh! Today's thursday... which means.. My baby is coming out tmrw!
And yay! I'll get to see him. Can you imagine having your boyfriend locked up in a stupid place with so many guys and he's only contactable after 7pm, for a few minutes so that the HP battery can last for 5 days?! Phooooofs. I don't like it! I don't want him to become gay either! His bunkmates have been hugging him recently... for no apparent reason... okay nvrmd ee ee shhh nononono MOVE ON next topic please.
♥
Haha, remember i said i would blog about 2e'06?
Okay, i'll blog abt an incident(out of maybe 100?lol) that i can remember quite vividly :)
We had this EXTRA maths teacher called Mr. Lau. Cos apparently our form/maths teacher couldn't control us, and our grades were dropping.
So...He and mdm Tin both taught us maths.
So he was acting fierce and all for a few days. And the class got bored of him by the 2nd day...
And by the way he likes to talk leaning on the whiteboard, fluttering his eyelids... dunno wanna open or close his eyes man.
Anyway, we got tired of him after awhile and the guys began to bark everytime he talked! Lol.
He would get damn freaking pissed and i swear the whole class was still talking at the same level as his voice when he was shouting.
So one day, he asked us to hand up his homework.
he screamed: Those who never do your work stand up NOW!!
3.9/4 Of the class stood up, STILL chattering away.
only like 4 students were seated. Really!
~
Then, he went down the row,
demanded everyone to give a reason why they didnt do his homework.
After walking down the first row, he gave up. You know why?
~
imagine the scene..............
MR LAU WALKS DOWN THE FIRST ROW, WITH HEAD HELD HIGH.
1st student [Jingler]: I never even listen in your class, so why should i do your work?
Mr lau: Okay. * Calmed facial expression * *Bats eyelids*
2nd student [ Verock] : I don't like your face.
Mr Lau: Fine. *Forced calm facial expression*
*Eyelids were batting twice the speed when it first batted when he was talking to Jingler*
3rd student Me: Princess don't need do homework.
Mr Lau: Good, you PARROT!
(Apparently he calls me a parrot cos i like to copy what he says.)
MrLau: Ming Shuang sit down!
Me: Ming Shuang sit down! *Copies his facial expression*
Mr Lau: Where is your protractor? Me: ( Looks up at him. )
Me: Where is your protractor? *SMILING*
4th student onwards gave excuses like: 'Got homework meh?' or "HUH i think i lost the excercise book?'' or 'Need to do meh' LOL. ALL with the bochup look.
Or smthg along the 'I dont do DOG'S homework' line...
You can ask ANY 2e pupil, they will remember this incident. Lol.
After that, he scolded the whole class with the word 'Bloody'.
(what a sore loser right! :} )
'You bloody class never do your bloody homework!....Bloody this bloody that.."
Den the class became silent(with the -.- expression on EVERYONE'S face)
Suddenly a student asked:(Yih Chyuan i think) 'What's the bloody date today ah?'
And someone.. went: ''Bloody 8 of bloody may of bloody year 2006 i think"
Jun han went: 'WHY DONT YOU ASK THE BLOODY TEACHER!' Lol!
His blooodddd boileddddddd......HAHAHHA!
And he began blinking non stop infront of the white board scolding and shouting!!!!.... And the class was barking.. LITERALLY like WOOF WOOF...
Cos we called him a dog or smthg.. And it was havoc, noisyyyyy like hell.
Ah.. One of the incidents in sec 2e :)
After that, he stomped out or stomped to the teacher's table.. or smthg... i cant really rmbr..
& mdm Tin continued the period by telling us how she got stroke and how horrible 2E was and how she's getting depression soon bcos of us...whatever!
Cant remember...
It happened after she was stood in front of the whiteboard with that LOOK on her FACE.... (and for the first time she SCREAMED:)
'' STOT TOKIN! IMM SOOO NERVOUS, MY WHOLE BODY IZ SAKING! ''
(Stop talking, im so nervous my whole body is shaking)
and she looked really angry!
Lol, if you looked carefully at everyone's facial expression..
you can tell they were all facing the same problem: Dunno wanna laugh or pity her.
Toodles!~
(By the way, Mr Lau quit and Mdm Tin retired.)
♥
Oh! Today's thursday... which means.. My baby is coming out tmrw!
And yay! I'll get to see him. Can you imagine having your boyfriend locked up in a stupid place with so many guys and he's only contactable after 7pm, for a few minutes so that the HP battery can last for 5 days?! Phooooofs. I don't like it! I don't want him to become gay either! His bunkmates have been hugging him recently... for no apparent reason... okay nvrmd ee ee shhh nononono MOVE ON next topic please.
♥
Haha, remember i said i would blog about 2e'06?
Okay, i'll blog abt an incident(out of maybe 100?lol) that i can remember quite vividly :)
We had this EXTRA maths teacher called Mr. Lau. Cos apparently our form/maths teacher couldn't control us, and our grades were dropping.
So...He and mdm Tin both taught us maths.
So he was acting fierce and all for a few days. And the class got bored of him by the 2nd day...
And by the way he likes to talk leaning on the whiteboard, fluttering his eyelids... dunno wanna open or close his eyes man.
Anyway, we got tired of him after awhile and the guys began to bark everytime he talked! Lol.
He would get damn freaking pissed and i swear the whole class was still talking at the same level as his voice when he was shouting.
So one day, he asked us to hand up his homework.
he screamed: Those who never do your work stand up NOW!!
3.9/4 Of the class stood up, STILL chattering away.
only like 4 students were seated. Really!
~
Then, he went down the row,
demanded everyone to give a reason why they didnt do his homework.
After walking down the first row, he gave up. You know why?
~
imagine the scene..............
MR LAU WALKS DOWN THE FIRST ROW, WITH HEAD HELD HIGH.
1st student [Jingler]: I never even listen in your class, so why should i do your work?
Mr lau: Okay. * Calmed facial expression * *Bats eyelids*
2nd student [ Verock] : I don't like your face.
Mr Lau: Fine. *Forced calm facial expression*
*Eyelids were batting twice the speed when it first batted when he was talking to Jingler*
3rd student Me: Princess don't need do homework.
Mr Lau: Good, you PARROT!
(Apparently he calls me a parrot cos i like to copy what he says.)
MrLau: Ming Shuang sit down!
Me: Ming Shuang sit down! *Copies his facial expression*
Mr Lau: Where is your protractor? Me: ( Looks up at him. )
Me: Where is your protractor? *SMILING*
4th student onwards gave excuses like: 'Got homework meh?' or "HUH i think i lost the excercise book?'' or 'Need to do meh' LOL. ALL with the bochup look.
Or smthg along the 'I dont do DOG'S homework' line...
You can ask ANY 2e pupil, they will remember this incident. Lol.
After that, he scolded the whole class with the word 'Bloody'.
(what a sore loser right! :} )
'You bloody class never do your bloody homework!....Bloody this bloody that.."
Den the class became silent(with the -.- expression on EVERYONE'S face)
Suddenly a student asked:(Yih Chyuan i think) 'What's the bloody date today ah?'
And someone.. went: ''Bloody 8 of bloody may of bloody year 2006 i think"
Jun han went: 'WHY DONT YOU ASK THE BLOODY TEACHER!' Lol!
His blooodddd boileddddddd......HAHAHHA!
And he began blinking non stop infront of the white board scolding and shouting!!!!.... And the class was barking.. LITERALLY like WOOF WOOF...
Cos we called him a dog or smthg.. And it was havoc, noisyyyyy like hell.
Ah.. One of the incidents in sec 2e :)
After that, he stomped out or stomped to the teacher's table.. or smthg... i cant really rmbr..
& mdm Tin continued the period by telling us how she got stroke and how horrible 2E was and how she's getting depression soon bcos of us...whatever!
Cant remember...
It happened after she was stood in front of the whiteboard with that LOOK on her FACE.... (and for the first time she SCREAMED:)
'' STOT TOKIN! IMM SOOO NERVOUS, MY WHOLE BODY IZ SAKING! ''
(Stop talking, im so nervous my whole body is shaking)
and she looked really angry!
Lol, if you looked carefully at everyone's facial expression..
you can tell they were all facing the same problem: Dunno wanna laugh or pity her.
Toodles!~(By the way, Mr Lau quit and Mdm Tin retired.)
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